Approximate Population: 15 – 25

Description: The Dystopian Slut Militia is the ungodly union of the post-apocalyptic remnants of the Brazen Booties Burlesque Troupe polluted with the miscreants, degenerates, and brigands of the Dystopian Studios crew. Led by Kevin…a despotic and megalomaniacal puppet master with a perverse lust for typing about himself in the 3rd person and Vestal Vixen…a sadistic diva who likes to make her minions fan her with spotted owl feathers while feeding her wine made from grapes crushed between the boobs of her battlefield captives.
We are all from Los Angeles. Which means none of us were born there, but we are all doing our best to suck it dry.

Website: www.dystopianslut.com (NSFW)

Membership: We’ll consider new members, but they’ve got to like booze, barbed wire, mimosas and coffee cake for breakfast, and be willing to take a turn chained to the exercise bike which powers our camp’s sole surviving light bulb.

Contact Person: Kevin – kevin(at)dystopianstudios(dot)com